1 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:06,872 - Alice, I'm home. 2 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:07,873 - Hi, Dad. 3 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:08,874 - Hi, son. 4 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,376 - Oh, hello, dear. 5 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:12,578 - A special delivery letter came for you. 6 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:13,579 Oh, I've been expecting that. 7 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:14,580 It's my bonus. 8 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:15,848 - I thought that's what it might be. 9 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,516 - And you didn't even open it? 10 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:19,318 Boy, what self-control. 11 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:23,489 - Dennis, in this family, we respect one another's privacy. 12 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:24,857 - That's right, son. 13 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,126 Your mother never opens my mail, and I never open hers. 14 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:29,461 And neither one of us ever open yours. 15 00:00:29,462 --> 00:00:30,596 - You can if you want to. 16 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:32,264 All I ever get is a letter from grandma 17 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:34,099 on my birthday with a $1 in it. 18 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,468 And a card from grandma at Christmas with $1 in it. 19 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:39,038 And a catalog from the Joke Company. 20 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,239 - Joke Company? 21 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,941 What did you ever buy from the Joke Company. 22 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,651 - Any questions? 23 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:01,061 [theme music] 24 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:47,574 - Remember the twelfth. 25 00:01:56,983 --> 00:02:00,053 Remember-- Eloise. 26 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:05,758 - Yes, dear. 27 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,059 - Eloise. 28 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,127 - What's the matter, dear? 29 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,095 That's the twelfth time you've called me. 30 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,363 - No, it's the first. 31 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:12,966 - Ah, no, dear, the twelfth. 32 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,467 Remember, we wanted to get married on the eighth 33 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,436 but you had to finish that magazine article, 34 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:19,538 so we couldn't get married until the twelfth. 35 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:23,676 - Oh, so that's what all these subtle little hints are about. 36 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,911 Well, you don't have to worry, dear. 37 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:29,114 If there's one thing I'll never forget as long as I live, 38 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:32,284 it's the day I got married. 39 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,253 What did you do that for? 40 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:36,455 - I didn't like the way you said that. 41 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:40,859 - I only meant that I know our anniversary is the twelfth. 42 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:44,930 - John, you remember what you promised me this anniversary? 43 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:48,335 - Promised you? [singing hawaiian tune] 44 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,942 - Singing lessons. - John. 45 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,883 Ooh! 46 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:09,121 - A gift certificate for a chiropractor? 47 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,890 - John Wilson, you promised me a trip to Hawaii. 48 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,058 - When did I do that? 49 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:15,627 - On our last anniversary when you remembered 50 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:18,197 that you'd forgotten to take me there on our anniversary 51 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,631 before that. 52 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:22,701 - Eloise, you know I have to finish that magazine article. 53 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,870 What was the name of it? 54 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,507 - Why single men live longer than married men. 55 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,651 - Bye, dear, have a good day. 56 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:40,352 - Thanks, honey. 57 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:41,453 - Oh, I wondered. 58 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:42,721 Have you given any thought to what 59 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,089 you're going to do with your bonus? 60 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:44,656 - Uh-huh. 61 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:45,458 But it's a secret. 62 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,700 - What are you going to do with your bonus, Dad? 63 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:55,868 - Can you keep a secret? 64 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:56,669 - Sure. 65 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:57,736 - I'm going to buy a new car. 66 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,605 - Oh, boy, a new car. 67 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,440 - Shh. 68 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:02,409 I'd like it to be a surprise. 69 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,179 - Say, Dad, can I tell Mr. Wilson? 70 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,315 - Well, I'd rather you didn't, son. 71 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:12,084 Mr. Wilson's libel to tell Mrs. Wilson, 72 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,819 and Mrs. Wilson is bound to tell your mother. 73 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,688 And well, you know women, they can't keep a secret. 74 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:16,922 - I dig you, Dad. 75 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,290 Have a good day. 76 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:21,060 - OK. 77 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:21,660 - Oh, Eloise. 78 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:22,628 - Don't Eloise me. 79 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:26,298 Hi, 80 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,299 - Mr. Wilson. 81 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,701 - Oh, hello, Dennis. 82 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,402 - Is Mrs. Wilson mad at you? 83 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:32,071 - Hoo-hoo, she certainly is. 84 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,872 - And you're laughing about it? 85 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:36,408 Boy, you sure are a brave man, Mr. Wilson. 86 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,944 Well, eh, to tell you the truth, Dennis. 87 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:42,081 Normally, I wouldn't be, but this is a special occasion. 88 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,183 - You mean this time you were right? 89 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:46,185 - Well, I'm always right, otherwise, 90 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,087 there wouldn't be any reason to argue. 91 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,356 No, you see, Mrs. Wilson is a little upset 92 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:51,190 about an anniversary. 93 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,225 - You didn't forget it, did you? 94 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:56,095 - No, no, nothing like that. 95 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,897 I, uh, I promised to take Mr. Wilson to Hawaii 96 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:01,100 for our anniversary, and she thinks I'm not, 97 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,434 but I really am. 98 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,402 - Oh, I see. 99 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:04,703 - You're putting her on. 100 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:05,604 - That's right. 101 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:06,672 I'm putting her on. 102 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:07,573 - Boy, Hawaii. 103 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:08,874 - Shh. 104 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,910 Not so loud. 105 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:14,780 Look, I'm going downtown to pick up the airplane tickets. 106 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:15,949 Want to ride with me? 107 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,549 - OK, but I'll have to let my mother know. 108 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:19,485 - Oh, well, don't tell her what we're going for 109 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,286 or she's sure to tell Mrs. Wilson. 110 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:22,554 You know how women are. 111 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:27,226 - Yeah, they can't keep a secret. 112 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,194 Wait for me. 113 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:30,130 - I will. 114 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,403 Aaah! 115 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:40,773 Remember the twelfth. 116 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,641 How could I ever forget it? 117 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:45,412 I'll probably carry a scar for the rest of my life. 118 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,419 - Now, let's see if I have this right, Mr. Wilson. 119 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,954 That's two round-trip tickets to Hawaii, flight 10, 120 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:58,223 Condor Airlines for the twelfth? 121 00:05:58,224 --> 00:05:59,558 - Right. 122 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:00,927 - And I'll have these tickets delivered to your house 123 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,461 after they're confirmed by the airline. 124 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:03,395 I have your address. 125 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:06,198 - Thank you very much. 126 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,767 Oh, uh, just a second. 127 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:11,136 If they're sent to my house, and I don't happen to be, 128 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,172 my wife is bound to open the envelope, 129 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:14,873 and that will spoil everything. 130 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,409 - Does Mrs. Wilson open your mail? 131 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:19,244 - Doesn't your mother open your father's mail? 132 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:20,412 - No, sir. 133 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:22,581 - Oh, things must be heaven in your house. 134 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:26,185 - Hey, I've got an idea, Mr. Wilson. 135 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,520 Why don't you send the two tickets to our house 136 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:30,189 with Dad's name on them like you did 137 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,057 Mrs. Wilson's present last year? 138 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,259 Then even Mom won't know what it's for. 139 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,762 - Dennis, you're a bright boy. 140 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,897 - What's your father's name and address, young man? 141 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:41,166 - 627 Elm Street. 142 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,235 His name is Henry Mitchell. 143 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,471 Are you sure this is for Mr. Mitchell? 144 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:48,273 - That's what it says on the envelope, lady. 145 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:49,074 Sign here. 146 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:49,976 - All right. 147 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:55,415 Thank you. 148 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:02,822 Apex Travel Agency. 149 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:14,833 Dennis, in this family, we respect on another's privacy. 150 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:22,709 Apex. 151 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:32,151 Apex Travel Agency. 152 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,319 - Doesn't Mr. Mitchell live there? 153 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,055 That's the address the little boy give me. 154 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,790 What was his name? 155 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,590 Donald? 156 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:39,358 - Dennis? 157 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:40,926 - That's right, Dennis. 158 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:42,127 There are two tickets to Hawaii. 159 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,930 Please be sure that Mr. Mitchell gets them. 160 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:45,899 - Thank you. 161 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:53,205 Two tickets to Hawaii. 162 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:57,209 So that's what Henry did with his bonus. 163 00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:06,185 Yippee! 164 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,287 - Thanks for stopping at the hobby shop, Mr. Wilson, 165 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,189 and for the soda. 166 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,323 - You're welcome, Dennis. 167 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,392 Oh, uh, don't forget to tell your father 168 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,461 to be on the lookout for those tickets. 169 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:16,162 - OK, Mr. Wilson. 170 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:34,380 Hi, Mom, going somewhere? 171 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:35,714 - It's just possible. 172 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,182 - Where? 173 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,151 - Dennis, do you and your father have some secret between you 174 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:41,520 about what he's going to do with his bonus money? 175 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,622 - Yes, ma'am, but I can't tell you. 176 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,691 - It's all right, dear, I think I know. 177 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,092 He's taking me to Hawaii. 178 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,094 - He is? 179 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,063 - Dennis, you know he is. 180 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:54,333 - No, ma'am, what I know isn't what you think I know. 181 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,068 - It's all right, Dennis. 182 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,870 They delivered an envelope for your father 183 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,872 from the Apex Travel Agency. 184 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,573 - And you opened it? 185 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,309 - Dennis, you know better than that. 186 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,512 I called them up, and they told me what was in it. 187 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,614 - Excuse me, Mom, I'll be right back. 188 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:09,748 - Where you going? 189 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:11,350 - I'm going over to see Mr. Wilson. 190 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:12,719 It's very important. 191 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,766 - Dennis, you said that your mother never 192 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,635 opens your father's mail. 193 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:30,937 - She doesn't. 194 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,905 The name of the travel agency was on the envelope. 195 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,240 Mom called them up, and they told her what was in it. 196 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,809 - Oh. 197 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:40,179 Well, the main thing is that Mrs. Wilson doesn't find out. 198 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:44,116 - John Wilson, guess who's going to Hawaii? 199 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,451 - Who? - Alice Mitchell. 200 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,052 She just told me. 201 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,654 - Mrs. Wilson you don't understand. 202 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,689 - Oh, I understand perfectly. 203 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,691 Some people's husbands take their wives to Hawaii. 204 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,895 Other people's husbands just promise and never do. 205 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:02,501 - Boy, we're in real trouble now, Mr. Wilson. 206 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:03,669 Mom thinks-- 207 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,537 - Dennis, there's nothing to worry about. 208 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:06,772 {\an8}When your mother finds out, she'll 209 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,808 {\an8}just laugh off the whole thing. 210 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,810 {\an8}- Isn't it wonderful, Mother? 211 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:16,315 {\an8}I've always had my heart set on going to Hawaii. 212 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:21,253 {\an8}- Oh, but can't you go to Philadelphia later? 213 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,121 You will? 214 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,889 Oh, thank you, Mother. 215 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:24,758 Thank you so much. 216 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,294 - Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, honey. 217 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,330 - You can be just as late as you like 218 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,800 you great big, wonderful man, you. 219 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,075 Oh, oh, sweetheart, I almost forgot. 220 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,210 There's an envelope on the table for you. 221 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:49,014 - Thanks. 222 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,417 Apex Travel Agency. 223 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,285 - I've got to talk to you about those tickets. 224 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,219 - What tickets? 225 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,388 - The ones in the envelope. 226 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,260 - Hawaii! - Shh. 227 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,695 Not so loud. 228 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,664 - Dennis, what's going on around here? 229 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,434 I'm sorry, John, I've got to tell Alice about those tickets. 230 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,703 - Oh, no, no, don't do it yet. 231 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,072 Alice would get on the phone to Eloise and spoil 232 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,173 the whole surprise. 233 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,407 - But-- 234 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,643 - Now, look, I haven't had so much fun in years. 235 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:21,313 Oh, if you could only see how mad Eloise is at me. 236 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,415 Ah, come on, be a pal. 237 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,516 Let me enjoy myself. 238 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,951 - Well, I don't know. 239 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:28,154 - What possible harm could come from it? 240 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,760 - Mom's got one bag packed already. 241 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:35,728 - What? 242 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:36,895 - If you don't tell her soon, you're 243 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,464 really going to have to take her to Hawaii. 244 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,600 - You're right. Alice. 245 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,870 - Would you pour this for me please, dear? 246 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,205 Oh, no, no. 247 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,239 You can't come in yet. 248 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,107 - Why not? 249 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,375 - It's a surprise. - Surprise? 250 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,276 - Can't you smell it? 251 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:54,146 Mom's cooking your favorite, roast duck. 252 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,683 - Oh, boy, this is getting tougher by the minute. 253 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:58,817 Alice. 254 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:01,687 - Oh, Henry, you weren't supposed to come in yet. 255 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,223 - Honey, I've got to talk to you about this trip to Hawaii. 256 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,325 - Oh, sweetheart, if you only knew 257 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,494 how I've always dreamed about going there. 258 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,661 - Yes, but-- 259 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,830 - White sand and the blue Pacific, orchids, 260 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:16,468 tropical moonlight, oh, we're going 261 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,738 to have such a wonderful time together, aren't we darling? 262 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,141 - Yeah, sure, honey. 263 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,615 - Put this on the table please, dear. 264 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,616 Sure, Mom. - Alice. 265 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,583 Yes, darling? 266 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,988 - Oh, nothing. 267 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:35,954 Dawg gonnit. 268 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,190 - You chickened out again, huh, Dad? 269 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,224 - Maybe I can help you. 270 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,559 - Well, somebody better. 271 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,996 I just don't know how I'm going to tell your mother. 272 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:43,829 - Tell me what. 273 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,598 - That you can't go to Hawaii. 274 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,800 - Why not, Dennis? 275 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,102 - Well, who's going to take care of me? 276 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,270 - Oh, that's right. 277 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,139 We can't leave Dennis with a total stranger. 278 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:57,176 - Would you call Grandma a total stranger? 279 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,310 - Grandma? 280 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,212 - I talked to mother, and even though she 281 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,081 was planning to go to Philadelphia in time 282 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,450 for Gertrude's baby, she's coming here instead. 283 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,853 So you see, I have nothing to worry about. 284 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,789 - Well, Dad, there's nothing to do but enjoy the duck. 285 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,291 - That's right. 286 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,528 Tonight roast duck, tomorrow cooked goose. 287 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:34,947 - Who's there? 288 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,216 - Uh, me. 289 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,617 - Well, what are you doing? 290 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,285 - I couldn't sleep. 291 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:43,288 - You woke me up to tell me you couldn't sleep. 292 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,324 - John, you've got to come over and tell Alice. 293 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,125 - Why? 294 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,693 - Well, you got me into this. 295 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,095 Look, its 2:00 AM. 296 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,264 - Well, I'm going to tell Eloise what you're doing if you're not 297 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,700 over there first thing in the morning to tell Alice. 298 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:55,901 - Don't do that. 299 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,770 - Tell Alice what first thing in the morning? 300 00:13:57,771 --> 00:14:02,942 - Uh, Henry isn't taking Alice to Hawaii. 301 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,043 - You're not? 302 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:08,047 - I never had any intention of taking her. 303 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,181 - Oh, no wonder you couldn't sleep. 304 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,482 You're just as bad as John is. 305 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,717 - But-- 306 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,754 - You two ought to start a club, the brother rats. 307 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:17,957 - See what I mean? 308 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,076 - Come on, John, right now. 309 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,480 - Now Henry, I'm an outsider. 310 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,648 She's your wife. 311 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:43,782 You should tell her. 312 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,084 - Alice? 313 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,386 - Is that you darling? - Alice, John Wilson's here. 314 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,221 He wants to talk to you. 315 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,091 - I'll be in as soon as I finish the dishes, sweetheart. 316 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:52,925 - You hear that? 317 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,626 Sweetheart, Darling, Honey Lamb? 318 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,496 - It's worse than I thought. 319 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,764 - Hi, Mr. Wilson. 320 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,766 You going to tell Mom the bad news? 321 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,501 - Dennis, I release you from your promise. 322 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,036 You can tell your mother anytime you want to. 323 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,270 I'll see you tomorrow. 324 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,839 - You got me into this, and you're 325 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,141 going to get me out of it. 326 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,645 [phone ringing] 327 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,648 - I'll get it, honey. 328 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,916 Hello. 329 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,953 Oh, hello, Eloise. 330 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,156 Yes, he's here. What? 331 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:31,530 What? 332 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,499 Thank you. 333 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,073 - Dear, John has something to tell you. 334 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,241 - We're not going to Hawaii. 335 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,410 - How did you find out? 336 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,345 - Eloise just called me. 337 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,180 Oh, well, as long as you know, there's 338 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,415 no use my sticking around. 339 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,783 Aloha. 340 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:54,453 - Oh, no, you're going to explain this whole thing to Alice. 341 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,855 - Well, I had the tickets sent over here, 342 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,525 because I didn't want Eloise to know about them. 343 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:03,462 I wanted the trip to be a surprise for our anniversary. 344 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,764 - You see, you just assumed they were for us. 345 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,133 - Well, why didn't somebody tell me? 346 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,234 - I couldn't, Mom. 347 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,403 Mr. Wilson swore me to secrecy. 348 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,540 - And I didn't have the nerve. 349 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:18,677 - You know, this is pretty funny. 350 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:19,878 - You see? 351 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,847 I told you she'd laugh about the whole thing. 352 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,248 - Yeah, Mom's a good sport. 353 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,050 - Then you're not angry, dear? 354 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,251 - Of course not. 355 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:29,388 Serves me right for jumping to conclusions. 356 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,891 I think it's a wonderful anniversary present Mr. Wilson. 357 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,860 Eloise must be so excited. 358 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:38,330 Oh, it's funny she never mentioned it. 359 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:42,134 - Who's going to Hawaii? 360 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:45,437 Alice, are you sure? 361 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,973 Oh, that rascal, John. 362 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,057 {\an8}- My dog has fleas. 363 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,393 {\an8}My dog has fleas. 364 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,029 {\an8}- May I see it, Mr. Wilson? 365 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,563 {\an8}- Well, be very careful of it, Dennis. 366 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,767 {\an8}It's a genuine Hawaiian ukulele. 367 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:15,835 {\an8}- Made in Japan. 368 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:25,277 - Good morning, you sweet Hawaiian beach boy. 369 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,613 - Eloise, not in front of Dennis. 370 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,648 - Boy, Mrs. Wilson, I bet you're all 371 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,316 excited about going to Hawaii, huh? 372 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,052 - Oh, I certainly am. 373 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,054 Well, how's your mother this morning? 374 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,355 - Fine. 375 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,357 She and my father went downtown to look at a new car. 376 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,659 That's what my Dad's going to do with his bonus. 377 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,162 - Oh, well, I'm glad to hear she's not upset. 378 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,096 - Oh, no ma'am. 379 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,131 She's very happy. 380 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,470 - You're not happy. 381 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,905 - Oh, yes I am. 382 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:53,906 - No, you're not. 383 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,341 - But I am. 384 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:58,277 I think it's just wonderful that we're going to get a new car. 385 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,878 - Sure, who wants to go to Hawaii? 386 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:03,182 Buying a new car is the best investment for my bonus. 387 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,416 - Absolutely. 388 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,752 - Why blow the whole thing on two weeks in Hawaii? 389 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,188 A new car is much more practical. 390 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,790 - Of course, it is, dear. 391 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:14,393 - Alice. 392 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:15,227 - What is it? 393 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,528 - I'm tired of being practical. 394 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,931 Good old practical Henry. 395 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:20,432 For once in my life I'm going to do something foolish. 396 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,233 - But Henry-- 397 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,201 - Don't argue with me, Alice. 398 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,469 I've made up my mind. 399 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,370 We're going to Hawaii. 400 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,506 - Huh? 401 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,809 Oh, I'm sure it'll be all right. 402 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,546 Sure they're not going to Hawaii. 403 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,048 OK, I'll tell Mom. 404 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:38,851 Give my love to Aunt Gertrude, and tell her I hope it's a boy. 405 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:42,154 Bye, Grandma. 406 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,056 - Hi, Mom, there was a call-- 407 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:45,457 - Dennis, guess what? 408 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,626 Your father and I are going to Hawaii. 409 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,361 - Yes, we talked it over and decided 410 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,529 we didn't need a new car. 411 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,464 - Who's going to take care of me? 412 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,899 - Your Grandmother. 413 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,434 - No she's not. 414 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,237 She just called, and I told her you weren't going to Hawaii, 415 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:01,440 so she's going to Philadelphia instead. 416 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,108 - Oh, dear. 417 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,143 - I'm sorry, Mom. 418 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,545 Looks like you'll never get to Hawaii. 419 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,156 - All right, thank you very much. 420 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,393 I'm sorry Mr. Gilbert, but there's only one seat 421 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,528 open on Flight 10. 422 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,596 - But I need two for my wife and myself. 423 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,031 - Well, if there's a cancellation, 424 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,299 I'll be sure and page you, Mr. Gilbert. 425 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,735 - Thank you. 426 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,470 - This seems to be quite a popular flight. 427 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,039 - Oh, yes, it's booked weeks in advance. 428 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,420 There you are, Mr. Wilson. 429 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,322 And have a good trip. - Aloha. 430 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,625 - Thank you. 431 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,963 - Oh, thank you. 432 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,397 - All set, Eloise. 433 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,734 Next stop Hawaii, lolling on the beach under the coconut trees. 434 00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:04,870 And-- Louise, what's the matter? 435 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,205 - John. 436 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,807 What would you say if I told you I'd rather not go? 437 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,109 - Not go? 438 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:13,045 But you've been hounding me all year about this trip. 439 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:16,348 - I know, dear, but I keep thinking about Alice. 440 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,617 - Well, stop thinking about her. 441 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,585 - Well, I can't. 442 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,919 That poor girl was so disappointed. 443 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,221 She wanted to go so badly. 444 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:26,725 - But-- But we had a lot to do with her disappointment. 445 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,461 When I think about Alice, I just can't 446 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:34,266 seem to see myself having a good time there, dear. 447 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,935 Couldn't we postpone our trip until next year? 448 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,104 Now, dear, let's go home, and invite the Mitchells 449 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,440 for dinner for our anniversary. 450 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,007 - Eloise! 451 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,175 - Please? 452 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:44,410 AIRLINE ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Congo Airlines, 453 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,812 flight 10 for Hawaii now ready at gate 12. 454 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,247 All aboard, please. 455 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:52,284 - Well, if we're not going, I'd better turn our tickets in. 456 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,720 Uh, Miss, I want to cancel our reservations. 457 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,288 - Oh, well, is there something wrong? 458 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,390 - Yes, my wife and I are a perfect couple. 459 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,460 She has a soft heart, and I have a soft head. 460 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,127 - Oh? 461 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,362 Is that the reason? 462 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,364 - That's the reason, yes. 463 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,132 - Well, then, we'll have your check 464 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,134 mailed to you, Mr. Wilson. - Well, thank you. 465 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,569 Is our baggage in there? 466 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,705 - No, they're taking it out to the plane now. 467 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,573 - Oh, oh, thank you. 468 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,942 Eloise, they're taking me out for a drink. 469 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:21,513 Mr. Gilbert, please report to the Condor ticket 470 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,315 counter immediately. 471 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,918 Mr. Gilbert. Mr. Gilbert. 472 00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:26,885 - There's the ticket counter. 473 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:30,322 - Mr. Gilbert. 474 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:33,492 Please report to the Condor ticket counter. 475 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:34,593 Mr. Gilbert. 476 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:35,894 - Excuse me, Miss. 477 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,496 Is there any chance of getting three seats on flight 10 478 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,097 to Hawaii? 479 00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:39,665 - There might be. 480 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,933 I can't see them anyplace. 481 00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,234 They must be on the plane already. 482 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:44,770 - Yeah, we'd better hurry before we get left behind. 483 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:45,571 - Oh, there they are. 484 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:47,940 - Eloise? 485 00:21:47,941 --> 00:21:49,341 - Alice, we were just getting our baggage. 486 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,677 You'd better hurry, the plane's going to take off. 487 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,178 - It doesn't matter. Where not going. 488 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,913 - We are. 489 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,415 - What? 490 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,118 Well, Alice was so disappointed that I decided to use my bonus 491 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:00,052 and take the whole family. 492 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:03,322 - Including me. - Our tickets. 493 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:10,629 - Oh. 494 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,297 - Oh, Miss, I want my ticket back. 495 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:13,499 - I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, I already 496 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,801 sold them to somebody else. 497 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,102 - Why did you do that? 498 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,937 - Well, you cancelled them. 499 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,472 Well, I've got to have them back. 500 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,074 Who did you sell them to? 501 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,909 Maybe I can make a deal with him. 502 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:24,811 - A Mr. Henry Mitcell. 503 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,434 - Isn't this heavenly? 504 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:51,203 - It's wonderful. 505 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:51,971 - Oh, my ribs. 506 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,514 - Ooh, that smells delicious. 507 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,149 - Genuine Hawaiian recipe. 508 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,352 Got it out of "Popular Mechanics". 509 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,689 - Oh, what was that for? 510 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,258 For being such a nice guy, and for letting 511 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:15,594 the Wilsons have their plane reservations back. 512 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,063 - Well, it was their anniversary. 513 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,532 I imagine they're in Hawaii by now. 514 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:23,168 Can't you just see Mr. Wilson walking up to the room clerk 515 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,069 and saying-- 516 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:24,770 - Hi, Henry. 517 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:27,639 - Why would he say that? 518 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,607 - John! 519 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:31,310 - What are you doing here? 520 00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:33,312 - We wanted to ask you the same question. 521 00:23:33,313 --> 00:23:34,747 What are you doing here? 522 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:37,082 - Well, we were going to take the next plane, 523 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,651 but when I started to think about it calmly, 524 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:43,088 it made more sense to stay home and buy a new car. 525 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:46,625 - That's exactly what we thought you would decide. 526 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:49,428 Yes, but it didn't seem like it would be any fun there at all 527 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,330 without our two favorite people. 528 00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:54,199 - Oh, John, that's nice. 529 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,869 - Oh. 530 00:23:56,870 --> 00:24:00,506 - But we are definitely going on our next anniversary. 531 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:01,907 John promised. 532 00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,108 Didn't you, John? 533 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,678 - Uh, well, what are we standing around here for? 534 00:24:05,679 --> 00:24:08,048 Let's get this do-it-yourself luau on the road. 535 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:13,152 Oh, thank you. 536 00:24:13,153 --> 00:24:15,621 - Oh, John, that looks marvelous. 537 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:16,588 [chattering] 538 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,525 - Give me a little room here. 539 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,769 - Mr. Wilson, Mrs. Wilson, I thought you were in Hawaii. 540 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,905 - Well, we changed our mind. 541 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,206 - Dennis, you're soaking wet. 542 00:24:34,207 --> 00:24:36,275 - I've been practicing my surfing. 543 00:24:36,276 --> 00:24:36,842 - Surfing, where? 544 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:38,143 - In the bathtub. 545 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,611 - In the bathtub? 546 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:40,612 With what? 547 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:42,581 - Your ironing board. 548 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,083 - My ironing-- 549 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:44,883 - Don't worry, Mom. 550 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,086 I took the cover off. 551 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:57,630 {\an8}[theme music]